YOU... listen.
I am your god. I came to that relization when scrolling through books whose very titles would send you back to Hobbiton. La Divnia Comedie, An Evil Cradling, The Silmarillion ... I could go on. I could also kill you. I came to that relization while writing this. A dose of Phiopenia, a slender knife... but more than that, much much more than that, I could kill you and get away with that. I'm that good.